1. You need to ask for help standing from the seated position (aka toilet).
  2. The words "booty lifter" evoke a sense of primal fear.
  3. Your significant other asks you, "Why do you do this to yourself?"
  4. You roll over in bed and the word "obliques" pops into your mind.
  5. The words "last time here" evoke a sense of eternal bliss.
  6. You plan your day in thirty second intervals.
  7. Your notion of self-betterment entails suppressing the urge to vomit.
  8. "Warm Up" means normal person's work out.
  9. You know more versions of push ups, sit ups and burpees than there are days in the year.
  10. You want to hate her but she is just too nice.

Courtesy of Scott B.! Thank you, made me laugh!

See you soon. :)