- You need to ask for help standing from the seated position (aka toilet).
- The words "booty lifter" evoke a sense of primal fear.
- Your significant other asks you, "Why do you do this to yourself?"
- You roll over in bed and the word "obliques" pops into your mind.
- The words "last time here" evoke a sense of eternal bliss.
- You plan your day in thirty second intervals.
- Your notion of self-betterment entails suppressing the urge to vomit.
- "Warm Up" means normal person's work out.
- You know more versions of push ups, sit ups and burpees than there are days in the year.
- You want to hate her but she is just too nice.
Courtesy of Scott B.! Thank you, made me laugh!
See you soon. :)